From: MA, United States
An artist but not starving.
I wanted to be closer to the meaning of life than the measure of it. Also, grad students just aren't poor enough. They get to eat Top Ramen. I wanted to be down to eating rats. It is only through a pestilential lifestyle that I can experience the full spectrum of life's dejection.
I am, of course, completely lying. Last night I made a mushroom and parmesan risotto with asparagus and a side of Italian sausage.
But to drink I had rat. Swear.