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PLEASE READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE BUTT CHEEKS ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE ONE WHO LOVES CHEEKS. TODAY IS THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS AND YOU DON'T STOP AND YOU DON'T QUIT. THIS IS SO FUNKY. 1. say Hieroglyphics 10 times 2. say Yo Mama jokes 5 times 3. say Crush Groove 3 times 4. Eat Paste. if you don't do this you will have very good luck. but if you read this and don't eat paste you will have very good luck too. DON'T SEND THESE CORNY FAKE IGNORANT CHAIN LETTERS TO 5 SONGS IN 143 MINUTES. WHEN YOUR DONE PRESS FU AND YOUR CRUSH GROOVE WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS ON THE SCREEN. ”