If you add me (DON'T) I won't say "thanks for the add". I've noticed everyone else does this. I'm not being rude, just lazy. You absolutely cannot talk to me.

It's come to my attention that some people on Jango are completely insane. With that in mind, I'd like to re-emphasise my previous statement. Do not add or talk to me, please.

Again, bearing the above in mind, I don't understand why people are still adding me, and then not talking to me? Not that I encourage that sort of thing, but if you want access to my admittedly insanely hot pictures (seriously. My hair. CHECK IT. And I know the ladies go crazy for my prominent brow-and-teeth combo) you don't need to be friends with me.

I feel like I'm talking to a brick wall that doesn't speak English.

I like writing greetings cards in poorly translated Spanish.

Sometimes I wait for animals to hibernate, and then I rub myself on them.

Sometimes, I don't wait. It rarely ends well.

I cut myself. I'm not sad, just clumsy.

I like eating custard from the long flimsy balloons I sometimes find on the ground in my local park.

Sometimes I wake up dead. It rarely lasts.

I'm a billionaire-fighting criminal. My resources, like my pants, are stretched.