If its not here , Just ask and i will be glad to answer .I love music and iam here to make friends from all over the world .%..PLEASE I DONT WANT TO BE RUDE TO PEOPLE BUT I WILL NOT ADD ( i was asked to remove the word by young lady ) silly people.%.. ( i hope that doesnt hurt anybody ). Funny people are most welcome . NO NEED TO GET OR/ BE NAKED TO BE ADDED . BE YOURSELF AND NOT SOME FAKE STAR FROM HOLLYWOOD .I WANNA BE FRIEND WITH REAL CARING AND HONEST PEOPLE , I CAN HELP &BE THERE WHEN THY NEED ME . You ll NEVER BE ADDED IF YOU SEND THIS :

Hello Dear ,.

My name is Miss prisca zinga, I got your contact details in (jango.com) and I'm interested in knowing you & being friendly with you . I would appreciate if we get acquainted as soon as possible, you can reach me through my private e-mail stated below so that we can get to know each other better.

My e-mail is (????) or you give me yours for me to contact you ok.

i quite believe that we can start from here since it takes one to know someone. I want you to understand that race or distance does not matter but loving and caring matters a lot in life. I look forward to hear from you soonest.

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.PLEASE DONT TAKE OFFENCE I DONT HAVE TIME TO WAIST ON STUPID THINGS. THANK YOU FOR YOUR UNDERSTANDING .

quote from a friend ;;;;J:::::: We all have two choicess.. We can make a living or we can design a life.. What you choose today is what you design..

I LOVE psychology . Laugh so hard that even sorrows smiles at you Live life so well that even death love to see you live Fight so hard that even fate accepts it defeat ++++HELP AND LISTEN TO MY FRIENDS ..Plusieurs entrent et sortent de notre vie mais seuls les vrais amis laissent leurs empreintes dans nos coeurs. GOLF .HORSE BCKRIDNG...FISHING....

NEW ONE . //// ///// OFFICE ARITHMETIC

Smart boss + smart employee = profit

Smart boss + dumb employee = production

Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion

Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

SHOPPING MATH

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.

A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.

GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

HAPPINESS

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.

To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

LONGEVITY

Married men live longer than single men do,but married men are a lot more willing to die.

INCLINATION TO CHANGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing." What do they say?" the priest inquired. They say, "Hi, we're hkers! Do you want to have some fun?" "That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed; then he thought for a moment. "You know," he said, "I may have a solution to your problem. I have two male talking parrots, which I have taught to pray and read the Bible. "Bring your two parrots over to my house, and we'll put them in the cage with Frank and Jacob. My parrots can teach your parrots to pray and worship, and your parrots are sure to stop saying that phrase in no time." "Thank you," the woman responded, "this may very well be the solution." The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest's house. As he ushered her in, she saw that his two male parrots were inside their cage, holding rosary beads and praying. Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots in with them. After a few minutes, the female parrots cried out in unison: "Hi, we're h??kers! Do you want to have some fun?" There was stunned silence. Shocked, one male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and exclaimed, "Put the beads away, Frank, our prayers have been answered!"

* They say that marriage makes a man dizzy, and it's true. As soon as I got a wife, I lost my balance at the bank.

* Men want 3 qualities in wives: Economist in kitchen, artist in home & devil in bed. But they get artist in kitchen, devil in home & economist in Bed.

* Q: Why do women live longer than men?

A: Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

* Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue. U r beautiful, I luv u.

After marriage: Roses are dead, I'm blue. U r my headache, one day I'll kill u.

* Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.

* Man: Is there any way for long life?

Dr: Get married.

Man: Will it help?

Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.

* Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?

It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!

* Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?

Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

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TOP TOP TOP

Un jour, une petite fille demande à sa mère : Dis maman, comment ils sont nés les tout-premiers parents ?" Eh bien, lui répond sa maman, c'est Dieu qui a créé les premiers parents humains, Adam et Eve. Adam et Eve ont eu des enfants qui plus tard sont devenus parents à leur tour et ainsi de suite. C'est ainsi que s'est formée la famille humaine.

Deux jours plus tard, la fillette pose la même question à son père. Celui-ci lui répond : "Tu vois, il y a des millions d'années, les singes ont évolué lentement jusqu'à devenir les êtres humains que nous sommes aujourd'hui." La petite fille toute perplexe retourne aussitôt voir sa mère : Maman ! Comment c'est possible que tu me dises que les premiers parents ont été créés par Dieu et que Papa me dise que c'était des singes qui ont évolué ?

La mère lui répond avec un sourire :"C'est très simple ma chérie…Moi je t'ai parlé de ma famille et ton père te parlait de la sienne."///////////

DIVORCE VS. MURDER

A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide."

The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"

The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."

The pharmacist's eyes got big and he explained, "Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband, that's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"

The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.

The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "You didn't tell me you had a prescription."

Boy says to Gym coach: - I want to impress this cute girl that I will meet in 3 days..which machine shall I use?

Coach: Use the ATM machine outside the gym..

Quando sono solo sogno all'orizzonte

E mancan le parole

Si lo so che non c'è luce

In una stanza quando manca il sole…

NEWS AND NATURE PROGTMS .

DR HOUSE, CSI, NCIS., CRIMINAL MINDS ........

ANYTHING THAT CAN CHALLANGE THE BRAIN .