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EVER WONDER

Why the sun lightens our hair,

but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline

'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what

they do 'practice'?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dish washing

liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invest all

your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the

slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored

cat food?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle

for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black

box that is used on airplanes? Why

don't they make the whole plane out

of that stuff?!

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¿Qué le dice Tarzán a un ratón?

¡Tan pequeño y con bigote!

¿y qué le dice el ratón a Tarzán?

¡Tan grandote y con pañal!

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QUOTES BY FAMOUS PEOPLE

"Believe nothing,no matter

where you read it,or who said it,

no matter if I have said it, unless

it agrees with your own reason

and your own common sense."

-Buddha (536 B.C.-483 B.C.)

TIME IS

Too slow for those who wait,

Too swift for those who fear,

Too long for those who grieve

Too short for those who rejoice,

But for those who love

Time is not."

Henry Vandyke (1852-1933)

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