I'm Jesus ... So Praise Me Bxtches(; -
Well Whaduup Niggauh ?(; The name be Courtney Jessie . & Yo gon' be yelling it out to Yo'Mama Biitch . Ahaa Sikee. But fo'real. Treat me with respect & same goes to you. Call me a bitch ? It's gonna be on bro. COME AT ME .(; Guys. Lay off my diick. Woord. -_- Single Hoee ?(; Bisexual Too ! You Gawt A Problem Widd Dahtt, I'll Rip Out Yo Throat . BE AFRAID NIGGAUH(; . Ayo, add me ? Like Fo'real . I most likely DENY any request if...
1.) You're 21 & over.
2.) If you're "All About Sex?"
3.) If No One Likes You.
4.) Is Fake
5.) Is a bitch, or talks behind my back ^^.
So yeah. This white barbiie out the Doo'!
All Thesee Aree So True Boutt Mee Lmfaao [Top 20];
1.) -watching a movie widd a friend-
Friend: "Who's That'?"
Friend: "What're they doing'?"
Friend: "What just happened'?"
Me: JUST SHUT UP & WATCH THE MOVIE'!
2.) That awkward moment when someone is watching you eat ...
3.) That Awkward moment when you'ree talking to yourseelf &
start to smile like an idiot, becausee you're so hilarious'
4.) She's my best friend' Break her heart'? I'll breeak your face'(;
5.) That awkward moment when your parents burst into the room
& you switch tabs faster than lightning'
6.) That Awkward moment when you're sleeping @yourr friends
house & you wake up beforee theem & all you do is look around the room ...
7.) That awkward moment when you cant understand what someone is saying
even though they said it about 4 timess ...
8.) Dear Teacher,
would you mind not looking @my paper while I'm answering
It feels awkward'
9.) HAHAHAHAHAHAHA , no.
10.) Flushing the toilet @night when everyone's asleep
makes it 100x louder ...
11.) It's scary to think that nothing can kill that 0.01% germ ...
12.) Creating situations in your head even though you know they
Will NEVER happen ...
15.) The awkward moment when your parents try to make
your friend laugh ...
16.) It's stupid when someone texts you first & they never reply back ...
17.) Dear Sneeze,
If you'ree gonna happen, just happen already'
Dont put a stupid look on my face & then leave'
18.) The moment of preparation before stepping on an escalator ...
19.) I love people who can make me laugh when I dont even wanna smile'(:
20.) That embarrassing moment when you call your teacher "Mom"
Hahaa hopeed You guys like thosee .<33(;