Don't expect my life story if we've only been talking a few days.
Ask away, any question you might have. I'll try and work up a good answer for you.
Don't just label me a perv because I'm more than a half century old. You should give us old folks a honest try. You might find out that we are funny, helpful, polite, a good friend and not anywhere as horny as you might think we are. Hell, some of us take enough medicine that we can't even....... what was I talking about?
If you live in a country far, far away and you're getting ready to friend request me so you can ask me for a large amount of money to give to the doctors so they can save the life of a very close family member, I got some bad news for you....they ain't gonna make it. Nuff said.
I'm not a friend collector. If we don't chat every now and then, there is no need to be on each others screen. I will delete you after a good long run, and I expect the same in return. If I don't say "HI", I'm not being a very good friend, drop me. I don't expect to chat every day. You have your life and your established friends and I have mine. Sometimes work gets in the way too.
A majority of men are "visual creatures". We can't help it, it's part of the makeup of who we are. Besides, if she didn't want me to look, why did she wear that in the first place? Don't get mad at me, be mad at her!!!
Most lady folk make relationships difficult. Most men are real simple. Feed us, give us good n hot lovin' right regular, pat us on the head telling us we are doing a good job, and these dogs won't hunt. We'll sit right there on the front porch guardin' the homestead forever. I think Jeff Foxworthy said it best. "Ladies, I'm here to tell you what is on the minds of all men. I wanna beer and I wanna see somethin' naked!"