I'm a giant in the midget porn industry. All of my erections last more than 4 hours and I've never called a doctor. The Dos Equis guy cleans my pool.I've kicked Chuck Norris' ass twice. I once turned down a Nobel prize. I'm a home-schooled brain surgeon. I like little people & I like to wear an eye patch even though both of my eyes are o.k. I ride a unicycle with training wheels on it. I think I would be a really good lesbian. I have a pet platypus. Cap'n Crunch is fake. I enjoy break dancing in my spare time. I have 4 fingers on one hand and six on the other...

As you can see I'm a model. I'm not just a runway model, I'm also a role model. If you have any questions or if you're looking for tips and suggestions to increase your sexiness to my level feel free to ask.

I like girls with hair, rainbows, the WNBA, the LPGA and people who drive Subaru's ... they are solid friends.

I walk the streets of Jango looking for evil & injustice. I vow to keep and protect all of my friends from the evil that lurks amongst the music! I have a cape on order and I'm currently taking flying lessons!