I'm old, out of shape, cranky, under paid, and honest. I like music that doesn't suck... so I don't like most of the music out there right now. I enjoy reading online profiles and picking them apart with my friends (much like you are doing right now). I like to travel, but I hate leaving the house. I enjoy poptart sandwiches- that's a poptart inbetween two other poptarts. I like beer unless there is fruit floating in it, but I like fruit floating in chocolate. My dream job is to be a famous polar bear jockey. I do kiss on the first date, but not on the lips. In person I only speak in haiku. I have a large teddy bear collection with all the eyes removed because I can't stand the constant leering. They may be plotting against me. My mother says that I am one of a kind... but she also tells my twin brother the same thing. If you hear voices, but don't recognize the language then join the club at http://www.chubbygargoyle.com/
I enjoy lying, complaining, sarcasm and criticizing things that i have no understanding of- it saves time that way.
Psych, Always Sunny... Spartacus, Supernatural, cartoons, staring at static when I need to calm the voices in my head.
I like anything produced by BrittStorm Media... http://www.brittstorm.com/
I'm not a fan of the printed word. There's too many of them, besides everything is being turned into a film lately so I'll catch it eventually.