Greetings and salutations.

I hate writing the about me page. You get this small little box to articulate all the nuances of your being and when you are truly inspired and spew pure genius....what's the point? Most people won't read it anyway. If I put a picture of a half naked woman I would have 150 times as many friends as if I laid out a logical and feasible solution to poverty, war and disease. Well, my point is that this box can't contain me and if you want to be my friend you are going to need to think outside the box.

valedictions.

********* I double dog dare you to smile.**********

I like to do shtuff........shtuff you say.........hmmmmmmmmm?

Believe it or not....I don't have a TV. Take that Neilson!

I hardly ever go to the movies. Do you think that makes me a bad person or just a bad American?

People ask me if I ever like to escape the daily humdrum with a good fiction novel. I deal with fake people all day everyday. I escape to something real and read non-fiction books.