theres potential Love in every Girl. ... my names dylan vasquez ..so whats yours..LOL
i like to eat sleep workout jackoff talk ..act hyper...be HYPER : D talk fast !!
say random things that make no sense COW TESTICLES..haha idk ..
needs a haircut ..needs to shower and brush teeth more often : D
im CRAZY ABOUT NIRVANAand kurt cobain ...AND FEDOR EMELIANENKO AND MIRKO CRO COP i like to eat whatever LoLbefore i was picky and my brothr an mom would tell me to eat more...and now that i eat more..they say ..it was better when i was picky :P ..i hate mayo..ughh .....my kicks are insane and will mow your head off ..my punches flow like a natural rythem is in them :D .i have 4eyes..but i never wear them in public : D my fav game of all time is halo...now i dont play it ..but .it was awesome..pwning noobs ..what was i a 50 in mlg ..yeah i was that nerdy :P .that was awhile back though ...i like the sun ..i like the moon ..i love when it rains..and it smells so good : D. so refreshing : )..i like swimming but rarely go ...i hate drowning ..never tried that b4 :P ..i love epic moments in movies..where the music is going and something awesome is happening ..i love seeing people..i dont like being addicted to things..: D unless its something good.....like you perhaps...i hate bad dreams ..i like good ones: D..duuhh lol
i dont drink and i dont do drugs...cause i need my b o d y : D ..i like randomly dancing to music.....then stopping .........then going again!! :Dhaha its fun
i like smiling ..and if im around alot of people..and any are looking at me..i usaully smile...idk why it justs happens....hehe : D..i like seeing a show i havent seen in a long time....i like hearing a songs that brings back memories....im never angry .
i like looking at the stars and just stare ..wondering....sometimes..i look into the sun ..and even though i cant see ..i try and open my eyes..to look right at the sun ..
it feels good sometimes....but then ..i look away ..and i see all these colors and spots .LOL..i love just staring at the moon ....its amazing ....i love the clouds..there always randomly shaped..u see God made them random....cause if god didnt then we would get bored of themm easily...LOL..kiddn ..if i ever see a slug ...ill get the salt and pour it on him i think that melts him or something : D if i see a person..and i feel like observing ...then ..i try and figure out the persons motive...to what they are doing...i try and figure out is this an act they put on ..or is this really them..also ..i try and visualize myself as them..it helps me understand...alot when i do that ....i hate pop ups...lol ..i like seeing people happy : D..i like seeing cute kids..i dont like seeing a person get pushed around..by another...or someone being bullied
i despise what rapists do ..but i dont despise them ..and killers..they kill and thats not right ...to crush ones life ..and when you do that you kill there dreams..and its like killing yourself..cause..we all are the same on the inside....we are all the same..but we are all individuals...too ....so your me ..and im you ..we are eachother..well take away the birth defects..and past history of where we grew up.and alot of other things.. but underneath it all we are the same ..its like cutting a twizzler up..even though the twizzler is cut up..its still one whole...just like us..we are all individuals..but we are like one whole....the same .. lol ..i hate it when people raise there voice...whether your a boy or girl..i just dont like it when people are mad and they yell at you ..or hit stuff when there mad..i love puppies: D
and kittens : Di like dogs but not cats ..cats are EVILand cold hearted : D..dogs are loyal..and they get really happy when they havent seen u in like a couple of hours : D..they jump all over you ..: D i miss angel..my doggy ..
i love short girls..rather than tall ones : D..short ones are cute as helll : D
usually : D ..i like prank calling people..but i havent done it in a while..: Dits fun..
i dont know how to end a phone call ..with my sister .its always weird ..:P ..my uncle...theo pete ...yeah ..he just like randomly hangs up..does he think he's cooler than me or something :P he's like an old man..one time..i heard him like quietly chanting some weird..stuff..like some indian stuff or something O_ o..lol iv once humped a couch when i was like 13..i was really horny ..though it sucked..cause idk what happened..but i guess i humped it too hard ..cause my thingy started to hurt & bleed i guess i cut myself on my pp .somehow O_O..or something like that..it hurt .haha.. . im afraid..even till this day that a sea monster will come out the toilet and eat me ..and for the bathtub ..im afraid a giant octopuss will come out of the drain..and drag me down it ..no joke ..i still fear those things : O ..iv once got bit by a dog ..cause i was playing with his mouth ...haha ..he like snapped i guess..and RAARGHHH..a moment of viscousness..lol i thought it was my face ..but then i look down at my right arm..and a piece of my skin was like just hanging out ..hahah..i still have the bite mark on my arm :P..i dont like reading ..i d kay why ..well idont know any good books i guess...naw im kiddn...my masta never taught me to read..HAHA jk thats wrong ...lol anygood books....you know what scares me ....IT the Clown
im scared of clowns i think..lol..you know iv always..wanted to let someone i know watch that movie IT ..and later that night as they slept ..i dress up as IT the clown..and just ..scare THE SHIT OUTTA THEM ..or do that with the lepercon ..but i would have to hire a midget : D..but that would be sooo fun ..lol
iv never told a girl face to face that i loved her....iv only been kissed once ...
..i love seeing pretty girls..and hot girls..and cute ones...the most : D..i think the moon landing is fake.....i think the government ..knows alot about aliens....haha i remember there was a time.where i wanted to be abducted ,..and to live with aliens..:hahaha..hey have you ever ..like your about to go to sleep..and then you close your eyes....then you open them and then its daytime already...thats happen to me once ..also i hate ..when your body is completely parayalizd ..i hate that and you cant say a word..and you try and scream but nothing comes out ..i also REALLY hate ..realistic bad dreams : O..i dont believe in ghosts..i think ...they can be real if you believe in them ..belief is really powerful....i wish i had jesus powers..then i could walk on water..and heal people..and then the world would love me..and by world..i mean Vasts amounts of people i dont know : P ..haha
..i wish i could talk to animals..that would be so freakn sweet ....i remember i tried to do that ..once ..but it didnt work :[..i tried to do some mind thing ..cuz i read it from a book lol..and i had both my hands on my dogs head..lol and i was trying to transfer my thoughts to him lol..LOL it didnt work..or angel would have actually turned around.looked at me like WTF O_O..haha..my hands suck...cause i have to work with weights and such..so in trade for a good body ..i have rough hands ..AHHHH..which sucks.cause i dont like it ..lol..i need some lotion or sumting lol i like hugging ...even though i havent hugged anyone in like a thousand years lol..if you get to know..me
and i like you..chances are ill think about you alot ....you know it was weird.when i was in school and i liked a girl.i would always think about her...alot ..and next thing you know they would like me...hehe ahhhh why was i so shy ..? idk
.i think there can never be world peace.ever ..maybe all nations wont be at war ..or something like that..but there will always be a racist ..a rapist ..a bunch of badness....the temptation is to constant for most people to resist ..
lol iv once bashed my own head against the wall alot of times...in hopes of gettn pyschic power O_ o ..haha i turned out alright ..wouldnt you say haha
iv first learn to jack off from that movie 50 first dates.....dONT ASK ME HOW!!! LOL
also i hump my bed sometimes..for fun haha im just like laying there..hmmmmmmmm now would be a great time for random bed humping ..LOL hehe
im a boy .named dylan ..im me..its funny ....im me..lol..you say it ..now..say im me..
idk anyways..if you read this ..goodjob.....just pat yourself on the back..cause now you know stuff about me : D
Dexter,its always sunny in philidelphia,operation Repo,UFC UNLEASHED,parental control,SPONGEBOB,48hours,southpark,CHowder,flapjack,cnn,to catch a predator,wec,modern marvals
and FAT CAMP :) THATS SO FUNNY ..watch it .it comes on mtv ..sometimes,...i think .ehh idk
Mr.brooks,Remember The titans,28days later,set it off,titanic,black hawk down,
Man on fire,Tears of the sun,Detroit rock City,office space,Lion king,Aladin,CLOVERFIELD,War of worlds,Little miss sunshine,superbad,Knocked up,Heat,kill bill volume1&2,Brave heart,gladiator,Children of men,STREET THIEF,
Night of the living dead >> AND ALOT LOT MORE...lol
are good for throwing at people and for throwing through windows..