I like cheese. Cheese is great.
Ham is also excellent
Cheese, you can't beat the cheese. (or ham)
Don't have one. Distorted propoganda. Culture nipple. The drug of the nation, breeding ignorance and feeding radiation.
The one with the cheese sketch in. (Monty Python)
"On cheese" by J R Hartley
"History of Western Philosophy" Bertrand Russell (Kurt's less famous sibling)
"The House at Pooh Corner" A.A. Milne