Music gives soul to the universe,wings to the mind,flight to the imagination and life to everything.
Being British is about driving a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer,then on the way home,Grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab,to sit on a Swedish sofa & watch USA shows on a Japanese T.V. And most of all being suspicious of anything Foreign! OH. & only in Britain can you get a pizza to your home faster than an ambulance. Only in Britain do banks leave both doors open & chain pens to the counter. Supermarkets make sick people walk to the back of the shop for prescriptions whilst healthy people get their cigs at the front. We might be British but by fuck we,re funny! ;)
I am passing this on to you because it definately worked for me today! & we could probably use more calm in our lives!
Some Doctor on TV this morning said the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started! So I looked around my house to see the things I,d started & hadn,t finished! &, before leaving for work this morning,I finished off a bottle of Merlot,a bottle of Chardonnay,a bodle of Baileys,a butle of Wum,a pockage of prungles,tha mainder of bot prozic & valiuminun scriptins, the res of the chesecke an a box a chocletz. Yu haf no idr how bludy fablus I feel rite now! Plaese sned dhis orn to dem yu fee ar in ned ov iennr pissss. :D
Life at work is like a tree full of monkeys all on different branches, different levels! Some monkeys are climbing up,some down! The monkeys at the top look down & see a tree full of smiling faces! The monkeys on the bottom look up & see nothing but Arseholes. ;)
If people who are afraid of the dark! Why do they close their eyes to sleep???? ;)
How do I wash WATERPROOF clothing????
Is picking yer nose a nose job?? ;) Don,t wanna ask bout picking yer butt!!!! ;)
guitar,motorcycles,martial arts,,walking,cant stand sitting!?!
" Tell me & I forget; Show me & I remember; Involve me & I understand."
Got 1 some where!
saw,flight 666,the crow & many more.
Got some o those too!