I like music. I play music. I listen to music. I talk about music. I think about music. I write music. I dream about music. I laugh about music. I cry about music. I get angry about music. I get happy about music. I like local music. I like foreign music. I like soft music. I like hard music. I like intrumental music. I like vocal music. I like slow music. I like fast music. I like music. I LOVE my son, who also likes music. Ohh, and this not a huge falic thing on my face...thank you
So, check it, there are now two paragraphs. Who writes two paragraphs? See, I figured I'd throw the second paragraph in, to see who's paying attention, which is actually a phrase that I do not like. Why would you want to PAY attention. It should actually be more like giving attention, don't you think? Of course you don't, you're not even reading this. I don't even know why I'm writing it. Although, it'll actually look like I've got a lot to say, upon first glance, which I guess could be cool. I honestly don't care though. At this point, I'm really just rambling about nothing, as fast as my fingers will let me. I've really come across some good music on this website. Not too shabby. Ho-hum, that's it for the time being, I suppose.
Well, even though I just looked at my profile, to make sure of the 2 paragraphs, it doesn't appear as though you can use html to edit such things, and so it lumped it all together in one mega-paragraph. Oh well. and to think, this would have been the ever-elusive third paragraph.
Randomness, tattoos, piercings, music, Volkswagens, astronomy, physics, science, Converse, the color green, having skills, Star Trek, toys, Nikola Tesla, intelligence, the smell of skunks, Elliott Smith, opiates, girls, music, sex, rock AND roll, The Beatles, shaving my head, mohawks, staring out the window, intelligence, sarcasm,wearing my contacts for a billion years without taking them out, music, Fender guitars, smashing electronics, opiates, nature, GOOD beer, the future, intelligence, red wine, music, the internet, cheap sunglasses, thrift stores, masturbation, girls, being able to spend money on anything I want (it never happens, but I'd really like it to), music, Asian food, documentaries, summertime, planets, hi-tech stuff, humor, morons (for entertainment), philosophy, sex, sex, sex, girls, music, sleeping, intuition, intelligence, doing nothing, psychology, watching a good movie, wearing ONLY black socks, observing people, drinking, music, girls, eating a kick ass meal that makes you want to just go to sleep afterwards, science fiction, cartoons, intelligence, making super long "interests", chugging milk, being by myself, a job well done, being lazy, getting someone else to clean my house, music, the color yellow, intelligence, dr martens, Built to Spill, video games, Texas, comedy, life, death, you, cows, chickens, pigs, fish, boobs, computers, internet porn, stars (in the sky - NOT celebrities), changing, not conforming, free stuff, my son, silver, the color blue, almond butter, making/writing/singing/recording music, going to bars, Europe, being different, smooth surfaces, knowing, Irish Spring soap, hemp, pondering things, talking to myself, intelligence, being awesome, flirting, thinking, sleeping, dreaming, being looked up to by my son, taking my time when everyone else is rushing, music, girls, sex, acoustic guitar, fuzzy distortion, brains, staying up late, waking up late, bacon, egg rolls, opiates, vajayjays, taking pictures of myself, clones, taking pictures of anything else, Jango, music, girls, sex, having a penis, stretching, cracking/popping my knuckles, being inspired/inspiring, spelling things correctly, language, being ambidextrous, downloading music, downloading movies, intelligence, downloading my favorite tv shows, whiskey, making new friends, going to concerts, music, sex, girls, opiates, boredom, thoughtfulness, consideration, being myself, being smarter than the general public, Dr. Pepper, regular pepper (the non PHD kind), intelligence, buying a drink for someone, making people laugh, building computers, Neon Genesis Evangelion, collecting toys, collecting coins, driving anywhere for no reason, road trips, throwing shit off buildings, making forts, getting blow jobs, dodging the fuzz, electric guitars, bass, intelligence, drums, keyboards, harmonicas, violins, cheese, WHOLE milk, lava lamps, flying cars, space stations, colonies on other planets (or otherwise celestial bodies), retrospectives, argon, superconductors, supercolliders, quantum physics, string theory, Albert Einstein, pears, tupperware, monkeys, music, girls, sex, opiates, ?'s, symbolism, state fairs, greasy food, fruit, White Castle, knowing that we're all telepathic and made of stars, Carl Sagan, the moons of Jupiter, Sputnik, and wishing thatI had Jessies' Girl. (Why can't I find a woman like that?)
Star Trek (that's right, I said it), Scrubs, Adult Swim, The Science Channel, Discovery, Family Guy, The Simpsons, etc..
Dazed and Confused, Garden State, Tron, East is East, Shaun of the Dead, Stranger than Fiction, A Clockwork Orange, SLC Punk, Labrynth, The Jerk, Trainspotting, 40 Year Old Virgin, Star Trek(s), Raising Arizona, Stuck on You, Orgazmo, Detroit Rock City, The Wedding Singer, The Big Lebowski, Contact, Spaceballs, Clerks, Empire Records, Sid and Nancy, Happiness, Talledega Nights, Bad Santa, Shallow Hal, Mr Deeds, Live! Tonight! Sold Out! (Nirvana), Sideways, Meeting People is Easy (Radiohead), Napoleon Dynamite, Kingpin, Mall Rats, The Waterboy, School for Scoundrels, Office Space, Snatch, Eternal Sunshine (Of the Spotless Mind), The Neverending Story, Waking Ned Devine, The Matrix(s), American Pie, The Fifth Element, Envy, Dumb and Dumber, Nacho Libre, The Royal Tenenbaums, Stargate, Groundhog Day, Spiderman(s), Love and a 45, Anger Management, Deuce Bigalow(s), BASEketball, Silence of the Lambs, There's Something About Mary, Aeon Flux, Transformers, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, The Naked Gun(s), Meet the Parents (Fockers), Punch Drunk Love, Hellboy, Happy Gilmore, Bill and Teds Bogus Journey, Half Baked, Hollow Man, Mission to Mars, Scarface, Red Planet, Don't Be A Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood, Deep Impact, Jacob's Ladder, Constantine, Little Shop of Horrors, The Doors, Man on the Moon, Little Nicky, Crouching Tiger - Hidden Dragon, High Fidelity, The Godfather(s), The Lost Boys, Interview with the Vampire, I Robot, Fantastic Four, Rise of the Silver Surfer, X-Men(s), Dodgeball, Dude Where's My Car, Dogma, 50 First Dates, Big Fish, Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow, Go, The 'Burbs, Click, Joe Dirt, Cheech and Chong(s), Blow, Basketball Diaries, Edward Scissorhands, American History X, Unbreakable, Tommy Boy, Zoolander, Envy, Shrek(s), Apocalypto, Wallace & Gromit, American Pyscho, The Simpson Movie, Lords of Dogtown, Pay it Forward, Man on Fire, Red Dawn, Kung Fu Hustle, Kung Pow, 200 Cigarettes, 16 Blocks, The Astronauts Wife, Blades of Glory, Waterworld, Old School, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Boyz N the Hood, Eight Crazy Nights, American Grafitti, Teen Wolf(s), Star Wars(s), Oh Brother! Where Art Thou?, Kids, Goonies, Wild Things, Superman(s), LOTR(s), The Cable Guy, The Incredibles, The Shining, Good Will Hunting, The Ringer, Good Luck Chuck, War of the Worlds, Young Guns(s), Harold and Kumar go to White Castle, The Truman Show, The Breakfast Club, The Bourne Identidy (Supremacy, Ultimatum), The Talented Mr Ripley, Tenacious D - Pick of Destiny, Austin Powers(s), Fargo, Bruce Almighty, Anchorman, Friday, Monty Python and the Search for the Holy Grail, Airplane! and about a billion more....
On the road, choose your own adventure books, guitar mags, etc..