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So, this is it? -- I must resort to summarize my entire description in a couple of impractical paragraphs that may OR may Not tempt & entice you .....

Lol –ok, so here is goes! (Brace yourself)—

****i used to be a Burlesque ShowGirl, and I will soon have a Partnership in a Company that Provides Mastectomy Products to Women of South Texas With Breast Cancer! -- I've never had a job that I'm SO VERY Proud of till now!! *********besides being A mommy!

I love to fly airplanes.(it's safe to say: that it's not as tricky as i thought) and still learning--

oh,, and I just started to learn how to be a RattleSnake Handler to milk the venom!

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- i know, I was scared when I started too -but they are kind of cute and cuddly!

(but,,Scary, temperamental, & poisonous snakes need love too!)

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I collect Brave Spiders, diamonds, shotguns, thigh high stockings, Mermaids,,, pistols and high heels.

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So .. by now you have either stopped reading due to excessive boredom or you think i'm crazy--- Nevertheless, I delighted to be Me; no matter how many idiosyncrasies I may encompass.

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Sending you Hugs and Sweet-LipGloss Kisses from South Texas!!.......

Love,

Your Humble, Hip-Shaking Trouble MAKER!---

Laura G.

PINK DIMONDS & Classic Burlesque,,,, Long BLACK eyelashes,,, Wood,,, Fishnet stockings,,, garter belts, Roller Derby, Cake & Jam, Vintage SingRay Corvettes,,, Knickers..Driving STICK..and ,,, I truly believe that a girl’s best friends are a fully Loaded chest of artillery,,,, A genetic copy of Jango Fett,,,,, red Chanel LipStick and Perfume, and first-class Multi-Vitamin.*********And I love: My Baby ISLA,, WWII Fighter Planes,,, Cute puppies,,,Brave Spiders that Jump,,,,, Birds of Prey,,,,,, the ocean,,, and BEING the BOSS!

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----------------My hobbies are painting my nails, Playing with Guns, Shoe shopping, finding more Frank Sinatra Songs to adore, and learning to love and live with my Spiders friends in harmony!

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twilight saga!!-- all the Harry P. - (confessions of an ugly step-sister,) and the Luxe!