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HEY.. Barry!! had a great weekend here, h0pe y0urs was as g00d ! well ,, it's m0nday and the start 0f an0ther week h0pefully a g00d 0ne. d0 take g00d care and G0dbless u ”
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May you have wonderful memories of Christmas past, make new ones for Christmas present and dream of wonders for Christmas future my dear friend.... . ”
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Tis the season to be jolly....
may the holiday season
bring you the music of
laughter, the warmth of
friendship, and , always Love....
have a magical X-mas
Barry with all you hold
dear....
your friend
from across the miles
South Africa
take care
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In one hour I set sail with Capt. Morgan and his first mate Jack Daniels. Well be having some Absolut fun searching for the Jaggermeister and his Goldschlagger. Ive heard that they're always taking shots and acting very Cosmopolitan whenever they hang out with their neighbors, the Martinis. Jim Beam has told me that whenever he's on the rocks hell give a Rebel Yell and follow either the Gray Goose or the Wild Turkey and that will usually lead him right to Malibu where the Jaggermeister is usually sitting back watching the Tequila Sunrise. ”
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Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married. One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom. The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely. After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom, "I think I am going to have a little whisk broom!" "IMPOSSIBLE!" said the groom broom. Are you ready for this? Brace yourself; this is going to hurt! !! !! ! "WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!" . ”