From: RI, United States
Born in the overwhelming chaos of the suburbs, The Bitchin' Aardvarks began their journey into music where all bands start - their garage. In between dodging a leaky roof and fighting off infestations of squirrels they write sometimes-humorous songs about politics, life, partying, music, and women with dentures.
Phil - the eldest of the brothers - walks with a cane and often can't recall details from conversations that happened five minutes ago. In his free time he eats babies.
Alex - the middle brother - spends most of his waking life skateboarding and attempting to bend the laws of gravity. If he owns any shirts they have never been seen attached to his body.
Pete - the young bachelor - is a pimp. When not writing sick ska riffs or backhanding someone who's out of line he's hitting up the concert scene or playing volleyball for the Scituate varsity team.
Matt! - Our recent addition, is our new full-time drummer. Ever since his mohawk was stolen in The Great Razor Incident of 2011, he's been on a never-ending quest to reclaim it through skateboarding. We're not sure how that's going to work either.