From: GA, United States
Genre: Pop, HIPHOP, ROCK
Thirteen years ago, Team MF'N had a dream; to rid the world of terrible music & birthed in the flame of that dream were Th_Basterds. Created to carry out the tradition of fighting corny music trends that seek to enslave mankind, JMAC Th_Juggernaut, Kaz B Th_Hustle King, L.A. Anime, & XMAN Th_Professor will work to protect the Earth with their awesomeness.
The Origin of JMAC Th_Juggernaut
Once a small time muscle man who worked miscellaneous jobs for professional criminals, Jireh Basterd was chosen by a secret legion of foreign spies for a top secret hip hop experiment to try & create the perfect MC. He was given the superhuman strength of 50 Cent, the witty punchlines of Fabolous, & a thick layer of hater-proof skin, he soon became known as JMAC Th_Juggernaut. Equipped with a tattoo for each wack rapper he destroys, JMAC now stomps through the world as an unstoppable mass of lyrical fury.
The Origin of Kaz B Th_Hustle King
The last survivor of the universe which existed before ours, the being who became Kaz B Th_Hustle King was once the mortal known as Brandon Basterd. When the life cycle of his universe came to an end do to the over population of terrible musicians, he escaped certain death to be reborn on Earth. After years of incubation in a cocoon of music by the artists Twista & Korn, he emerged transformed into the devourer of beats. Since then, Kaz has prowled the globe in a never ending mission seeking to rid the world of terrible music.
The Origin of L.A. Anime
Kuniqua Basterd found her life forever changed by a freak accident at the San Diego Comic Con. While watching an advanced screening of "Ninja Scroll: GENERATIONS", she was exposed to a unique roll of 85mm film that fused her DNA with that of the movie she was watching & she was transformed into who we now know as "Live Action" Anime! Gaining the ability to shape shift from actress to singer to rapper in a matter of seconds, this 5'2 phenom can get ferocious by channeling the creative spirits of Missy Elliot & Alanis Morissette at will. Both shy & outspoken at the same time, L.A. Anime has made it her life's goal to use her abilities in the pursuit of female equal rights & overall total groovyness.
The Origin of XMAN Th_Professor
The wisecracking Rock-N-Rolla & former battle-rapper known as XMAN Th_Professor was initially hired to eliminate the overused slang terms "bling" & "swag" & to also bring about the end of rappers wearing skinny jeans. Armed to the teeth with Rock infused hip hop rhythms & a brain full of double entendre metaphors, Sharif Basterd is always prepared for the job. His constantly regenerating song concepts & flow patterns make him an unstoppable opponent for all that would dare step in his path.