Born of Vincent and Maris by unnatural conception, Scottie aquired a taste for all things "krusty". Having been wet-nursed by Ivex in the mountains of chino, Califonia, Scottie learned quickly about the twists of life. "Oh, to taste the sweet milk of my mother, or even alta dena, would bring me such happiness". (Such happiness should not be confused with Scottie's nik name, "Such-a-Penis") As Scottie grew older and attended public school, he realized he was not alone. There were other Scotties and Scotts. He considered using his Last name, but no one could pronounce it. Thats When it happened. He cleverly took the first initial from his last name and put it in quote marks. And it looked a little like this......"B". Later it became the name we all know and love, Scottie "B". It was some time after Scottie entered puberty that he dicovered "C"men. The "C" men were an unstructured mass of unbounded shades of, Oh I don't know, how you say......... ooze. Scottie took that ooze and turned it into clay. Then having a better base to work with, He forged a band. Scottie "B" and the "C"men are Leons favorite opening band. Problem is, no one comes to see Leon. Scottie can often be heard saying "Have you ever seen one of these up close" and his favorite from the 70"s, "overnight parking cost 5 bucks!" (Both catch phrases were coined by Scottie "B")to E mail Scottie B write to scottiebdog@hotmail.com