G.W. - Chopping down Cherry Trees and showing his guitar chops///

Sam Adams - Heavy drinker and heavy rhythm guitar work///

Paul Bunyan - Riding Blue Oxen and banging on drum skins///

John Hancock - Composer, Puttin' the Pen to the Paper///

Abe Lincoln - Bass and freakishly tall band mascot (Look out "Eddie" from Iron Maiden)///

Willy J. - brings the Saxophone and the ladies///

Benjamin Franklin - Keys, guitar and bass tech, and playing his handmade "armonica"///

Paul Revere - Transporting the band from town to town on Midnight Rides///

Johnny Appleseed - band chef and provider of "inspiration" with his magic apple pies///

Lewis and Clark - Tour Managers///

Tommy Jefferson - The Band's manager, lawyer, accountant, business advisor, publisher, publicist, and understudy for all instruments.///