From: Canada
Born underneath a mossy, prehistoric rock. It is said, in certain circles, that the Tyrannosaurus Rex on which Spielberg based Jurassic Park stepped on this rock 67 million years ago, which caused it to be pushed slightly deeper into the ground. Please note this interesting fact.
Later on, once I was born, I began experimenting with dangerous musical instruments including the bansuri, the harmonium, and the organ grinder. I also began experimenting with dangerous philosophical paradoxes.
Such as: if heaven for me is my friend being happy, but heaven for my [sadistic] friend is my suffering, then does that mean that my heaven is actually hell?
Later on is when the music came rushing in like a cracked hoover dam with a Tsunami rushing through it. I was buffeted dangerously around the studio and was lucky to be able to reach the control surfaces for the few moments I did, in order to record the songs you hear on this site. I can assure you that if I were able to have braced myself, or worn a safety-harness to hold myself in place, the music you would have would be too much for your speakers or perhaps even your ears to withstand.
Consider yourself warned, and most of all, consider yourself lucky.