Anything Box Music

Bios usually suck. I thought I would be creative. This is what I came up with...

You are walking through the dance floor of a posh club. The music is thumping, electronic, with a hint of new wave and punk. There are punks, there are goths, there are ravers, hiphoppers, and everyone knows... you. The feeling as you walk is one of grace and confidence, because you have the power, the juice, and everyone here knows it. As you pass, the beautiful people smile at you, say your name, give you the eye. They know you. They sense your arrival. But you notice everyone, because you know that loneliness is a crime, and so your friends are precious, so you say hello to each and every one. This is your club.

In this atmosphere, you are regarded as smart, energetic, and always finding solutions to things surrounding the human condition. You are sexy, you are the pulse, you emit a charge of electromagnetic vibrations which are being studied as we speak. There you are, famous and humble, mysterious yet comepletely accessible.

You have to be. You are Anything Box.

Is it lame or cool. I can't decide.