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PLEASE READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST BUTT CHEEK ON FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF BUTT CHEEKS. TODAY IS THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS AND YOU DON'T QUIT AND YOU DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FAKE. 1. say Aesop Rock 10 times. 2. say Yo Mama jokes 5 times 3. say Crush Groove 3 times 4. Eat Paste. if you do this, your butt cheeks will be kissed on the nearest Friday. but if you read this and do not eat Paste then you will have very Good Luck. DON'T SEND THIS FAKE CORNY CHAIN LETTER TO 5 SONGS IN 143 MINUTES. WHEN YOUR DONE PRESS FU AND HIP HOP WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS ON YOUR SCREEN. THIS IS SO FUNKY BEACUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS? NOT. ”