From: OH, United Kingdom
Genre: Blues, Comedy, Blues
2hatJohn was born at sea on the Dublin to Hollyhead ferry in the second class canteen at 11:11am the 1st April 1970. He is the illegitimate son of the Hungarian Count Lardarski and the Irish traveller Gypsy Kallista. He was raised in the shadow of Strangeways Jail, Manchester, England where Gypsy and her seventeen older children shared three caravans on a WWII bomb site. 2hatJohn was Gypsy’s youngest child and her eighteenth son, all her children were male. Educated at Hindley Borstal and a graduate of C Wing College at Strangeways Jail 2hatJohn gained a masters degree in Sodomy and holds a Walton Jail diploma in Sado-Masochism. He studied the guitar from being ten years old and now specialises in the chord of E Major. His ability to compose beautiful lyrical ballads has been favourably compared to John Donne the metaphysical master of verse. Releasing his first album titled ‘Seriously Disturbed’ as a tribute to his grandfather who taught him self abuse from an early age, 2hatJohn looks set to create an International sensation with his mystical, captivating and unique blend of vulgarity, wit and twisted wisdom.
THE SONGS:Outrageous. Vulgar verging on the totally unacceptable 2hatJohn is a Comedy Concept performance artiste with a really ridiculous repertoire riddled with expletives. The turgid stew that is the 2hat's album SERIOUSLY DISTURBED is not for the faint hearted. Guaranteed to test your mettle and destroy your maiden Aunt's peace of mind forever. 2hatJohn with THE CLAP is going to change the way you look at life from the moment you hear the scream of his Farting Werewolf. You should be prepared for the worst because here it fucking well comes, with knobs on!