“ Lmao I'm bored Since you already started reading you cant stop. My name is Kalena. I have black hair, and green eyes. I am 13. I was abused my whole life. I have no ears or nose, because my parents chopped them of with a rusty fork. I am dead. I will show up in your room in 13 days and kill you by chopping off your body parts with a rusty fork unless you repost this on 5 pages. THIS IS NO JOKE!!!! If you do, something good will happen to you within 13 days. If you don't believe this, just wait and see 8324 Artist 2009-09-22T08:44:28-04:00 4551396 true 41368115 just one, r you fucking kidding me? 8324 Artist 2009-08-25T22:49:42-04:00 4343109 true 22459847 "damm it i need more chruch" metal that izz!!!! :P 8324 Artist 2009-08-25T22:48:40-04:00 4343102 true 22459847 DEFINATELY NEED MORE METAL CHURCH!!! PLEASE??? 8324 Artist 2009-08-20T09:56:11-04:00 4286361 true 41147996 MORE! 8324 Artist 2009-08-17T23:56:55-04:00 4258722 true 40732361 thank you sir, may i have another ? 8324 Artist 2009-07-21T18:09:54-04:00 3958457 true 30301171 more Metal Church, please sir, can we have some more? 8324 Artist 2009-07-11T00:19:52-04:00 3830678 true 30301171 more!!! 8324 Artist 2009-06-18T04:25:07-04:00 3575423 true 9225739 anybody remeber seeing metal church back in 86' during metallica master of puppets tour? 8324 Artist 2009-06-11T23:48:05-04:00 3507576 true 40370958 thats a bit graphic perv... 8324 Artist 2009-06-11T22:38:29-04:00 3506951 true 40576906 make that hairy, old man balls! 8324 Artist 2009-04-09T21:59:14-04:00 2909486 true 40034458 I swear jango's gonna get a mouthful of balls if they don't start posting more songs... 8324 Artist 2009-04-09T21:58:40-04:00 2909477 true 40034458 “ PLEASE DON'T READ THIS, YOU WILL GET KISSED BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE ON A SATURDAY, TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE BUT YOU HAVE TO REPOST THIS, IF YOU REPOST THIS IN 2 SONGS YOU WILL DIE IN TWO HOURS, BUT IF YOU REPOST THIS TO 5 SONGS IT WILL TRULY BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE, WHEN YOU'RE DONE, PUSH F6 ON YOUR KEYBOARD AND THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS... ITS SCARY BUT IT WORKS ” 8324 Artist 2009-03-21T13:37:22-04:00 2754180 true 40274017 i like metal church 8324 Artist 2009-03-13T15:52:19-04:00 2691538 true 40218200 Also- David Wayne is the better singer- his solo cd had a metal church on it- not bad!! 8324 Artist 2008-12-15T18:40:12-05:00 2016896 true 35467684