PLEASE READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST BUTT CHEEK FRIDAY. BY THE LOVER OF CHEEKS LIFE. TODAY IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS AND YOU DON'T STOP AND YOU DON'T QUIT! THIS IS SO CORNY. 1. Say Killer Mike 10 Times. 2. Say Yo Mama Jokes 5 times. 3. say your crutches 3 times. 4. Eat Paste Friday. If you don't eat past yoiu will have very good luck. DON'T SEND THESE 5 SONGS IN 143 MINUTES. WHEN YOUR DONE PRESS FU
AND YOUR CRUTCHES WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS ON THE SCREEN. KILLER MIKE!
IT ACTUALLY DON'T WORK.
HIP HOP!